Air Fryer Supremacy

1. Thou shalt not deep fryunless thou enjoyest oil burns and cleaning sadness. 2. Preheat if you must‚ but know this: the air fryer does not wait for ovens nor excuses. 3. Respect the basket. Do not stab it with metal tools like a barbarian. 4. Line thy tray with parchment‚ unless you love scraping baked cheese for eternity. 5. Do not crowd the fryerthis is not a clown car‚ it is a precision crisping machine. 6. Shake‚ flip‚ and rotate halfway through. Do not trust airflow to do it all. 7. Use oil sparingly. This is air frying‚ not a deep-fried crime scene. 8. Convert all recipes to air fryer time and spread the crispy truth to others. 9. Ignore the skeptics. They still use toaster ovens and think "soggy" is a food group. 10. Treat thy air fryer well‚ clean it often‚ and it shall reward you with endless golden joy.