Hedgehogs

1. No shipping Sonic with anyone else but Amy. We all know Sonic secretly loves Tails. 2. No spoilers allowed‚ except for the fact that Sonic still hasn't proposed to Amy after all these years. 3. We don't judge each other for our Sonic fan fiction‚ no matter how cringe-worthy it may be. 4. Cosplay is encouraged‚ but please refrain from dressing up as Sonic and Amy's future child. That's just weird. 5. Remember to keep things civil when debating which Sonic game is the best‚ even though we all know it's obviously Sonic '06. 6. If you accidentally refer to Sonic as "Speedy the Hedgehog" in the group chat‚ you must write a 500-word essay on why Sonic deserves more respect. 7. While we encourage creativity‚ any fan art depicting Sonic and Amy with more than two eyes or less than two legs will be promptly removed. 8. If anyone suggests that Sonic should cut his hair‚ they will be banned from the group. Sonic's quills are an integral part of his characterǃ 9. In the event that someone mentions Sonic's love for chili dogs‚ everyone in the group must take a shot of hot sauce. 10. And finally‚ please refrain from calling Amy "Sonic's girlfriend." She's a strong‚ independent character who doesn't need Sonic to define her. She's also clearly his wife by now.