Coffeeholics

1. No decaf allowed. 2. If you can't finish your coffee‚ pass it to someone who will. 3. No drinking coffee while driving unless you're confident in your steering with one hand. 4. If you're going to nap after your coffee buzz‚ make it a cozy spot (preferably a couch). 5. If you're going to spill your coffee‚ aim for the sink (or at least not the carpet). 6. Don't be a latte lightweightespresso yourself proudly (unless you are one‚ then that's adorable). 7. If you can't handle the caffeine jitters‚ blame it on a weak brew. 8. If you're going to forget your coffee cup somewhere‚ make sure its a reusable one. 9. Always remember to balance your coffee with waterhydration is keyǃ 10. Most importantly‚ have fun‚ enjoy your brew‚ and don't take yourself (or your caffeine addiction) too seriouslyǃ 11. If you see another fellow Verified Coffee Enthusiast‚ you must clink mugs and bond over your favorite blendǃ