Cheese

1) Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Because of baby cheese-usǃ 2) What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese? Gorgonzilla 3) What is a cheese diet? Eating curds and weighǃ 4) Did you buy a lot of cheese today? Yes‚ I bought a Tunworthǃ 5) What cheese can you use to clean your teeth? Dental schloss 6) What happened when the air conditioning in the cheese factory broke? There was a meltdownǃ 7) What is cheese without a cracker? Crackalackinǃ 8) When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda be trueǃ 9) Did you hear the cheesy weather forecast? Rain with light Briesǃ 10) Why did Lewis Hamilton have too much cheese? Because he won the Grand Brieǃ 11) What did I do with my cheese handkerchief? I bleu my noseǃ 12) Why didn't the cheese want to get sliced? It had grater plansǃ 13) When can't you see a cheese? When it's pasterisedǃ 14) What does cheese say to itself in the mirror? Looking Goudaǃ 15) What's a cheese's favourite TV channel? The Brie Brie Cǃ 16) What did Mr Cheese say to the shop assistant when she selected the wrong size dress for his wife? That won't Fetaǃ 17) What do they shout out at Pantomimes? He's Brie-hind youǃ 18) What did the cheese say to the therepost? I Camembert it any longerǃ 19) What does a cheese alcoholic call for? Morbierǃ 20) I wanted cottage with my meal. So I ordered from the a la curd menuǃ 21) What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheeseǃ 22) When should you keep an eye on your cheese? When it's up to no Goudaǃ 23) How did the cheese paint his wife? He Double Gloucesterǃ 24) What do cheese markers dance to on Halloween? The Muenster mashǃ 25) What did the piece of Cheddar say to the ghost? I'm Lac-ghost intolerantǃ | | | If you read this far and laughed... get out.